Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Pothole Challenge Day 8: Perks sneaks into the lead!

Day 8 Update: Perks sneaks into the lead!

Well, what a difference a day makes. On the eighth day the city got back to work, because Perks' status was also updated to "in progress". An afternoon check confirmed that either the transportation department had visited or the area was being tagged by the worst graffiti artist in history. The other potholes remained in an unpainted state, raising the potential possibility that Perks' pothole will be patched with pitch post-haste.

Rob Ford remained a mystery, wrapped inside an enigma and smothered in jerk chicken. His Bletchley Park boffins low paid civil servants in the mayor's office had still not replied to the initial call.




Day 8 Report Card:

Stage
Rob Ford
Councillor Perks
Toronto 311
Initial
Reply
-
3 hours
5 minutes
Ticket
Issued
-
23 hours
5 minutes
Inspection Scheduled
-
23 hours
5 minutes
Repair
"In Progress"
-
8 Days
5 Days
Repair
Completed
-
-
-

By the end of Day 8,Councillor Perks was in first place, with Toronto 311 a close second and no contact from Mayor Ford. After 192 hours all three potholes remained unrepaired.

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